Monday, September 24, 2007

Ahmadinejad: 'We don't have homosexuals'

This kills me...
Asked about executions of homosexuals in Iran, Ahmadinejad said the judiciary system executed violent criminals and high-level drug dealers, comparing them to microbes eliminated through medical treatment. Pressed specifically about punishment of homosexuals, he said: “In Iran we don’t have homosexuals like in your country."

I can just see it now...

(Knock at the door)

Citizen: "Who is it?"

Official: "Iranian Census Bureau." (asks standard questions...) "Oh... One more thing. Are there any homosexuals here?"

Citizen in the back: "I am."

****BANG****

Official: "Anyone else?"

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